Big melonsObviously I’m dreaming again.  The chance of a pretty young female smiling at me is pretty slim, despite my Internet fame and fortune.  Back in May I had planted a row of Sugar Baby Watermelons and completely forgot about them.  They started out as these tiny little vines that I knew from the start would never get the sun and heat they required.  I ignored them until the beginning of August. 

There were these vines extending out of the garden sprawling all over the yard, up and over the garden fence .  At first I thought it was a weed until I saw this tiny green melon hanging from the vine.  real melonNo way a watermelon could safely grow in size suspended like that, so I had to cut the melon off the fence to get it  back on ground level.  Watermelons cling onto things by grabbing on and then growing a knot.  It’s pretty cool how strong they attach themselves to objects.

Despite my best efforts I managed to wound the skin of the hanging melon.  Rather than see it go bad, I picked it a bit prematurely.  I didn’t know how premature yet, but the melon pictured was almost the 8 inch diameter claimed on the seed pack.  It did make a nice “thunk” when I knocked on it.  There was only one way to find out:  Cut it open.

Cut Melon

As you can see the inside was only slightly pink.  The picture on the seed package shows the inside a dark pink.  Still, the flesh was soft and sweet.  The taste and texture was more like a honeydew than a watermelon.  In my book this is still a win.  I was half expecting a slithering mound of worms to come crawling out or something.  I bet if I had waited 2 more weeks it would have been perfect.  No worries, there are plenty more growing.  Some as big as the one I cut open, others the size of an apple. 

Lessons learned:

  1. Watermelons require a lot of room and sunlight.  Planted early, they don’t do much until July-August.
  2. They really sprawl and cling onto anything they can grab, then they grow straight up, even 5-10 feet off the ground.  Problem is what to do with a 10 pound watermelon dangling in the air.
  3. Better to pinch off the smaller fruits and allow the plant to concentrate on making one big melon than 4 small ones.
  4. Use mulch under the growing melon so that it doesn’t sit on the soil directly.