In a major failing and breach of trust with it’s users, Entrecard has announced some unusual rule changes.  No April Fools joke, this appears to be Entrecard’s last ditch attempt to save itself.  (Their last investor was seen packing his suitcase).  For those who are not on their mailing list, here is a list of upcoming changes:

  1. In a week, we’re launching an ad network where anyone can advertise through Entrecard widgets for CPM rates. This can be run of network advertising, or targeted by category. We are making available 50% of our inventory, or approximately 40 million monthly impressions.
  2. With the money we make, we are going to buy credits back from you. You will be allowed to sell credits via your dashboard, and we will devote 75% of daily sales to buying credits back.
  3. The economy will no longer be in a state of inflation, but rather in deflation which means your credits will gradually start becoming more valuable.
  4. For all this to work, we must institute an above-the-fold rule, which goes into effect in a weeks.
  5. What if I don’t want these ads on my site?  We have always prided ourselves in being a service that offers you complete control over what does and does not appear on your site. Yet, at the same time, we’re forced to mitigate this ideal with our decision to launch a more traditional ad network, as a way to make you money, restore the economy to balance, and make some money for ourselves.  We will continue to allow you to reject any ad you wish. However, to reject ads from paying advertisers, you will need to pay a credit fee for each ad you wish to reject. We don’t know how much this will be just yet.

Now, what does this mean to the average Entrecard user?  Lets go through the points one by one.

1.  This effectively doubles the ad price of all advertising on Entrecard.    Their ridiculously high daily ad prices will now only show your ad 50% of the time.

2.  There is no stated buy back price.   When there is, watch out.  Besides bloggers being banned from networks like Today.com, there will be other repercussions.  Once the price of credits is officially established, every United States Entrecarder now has to report taxes on ads.  That’s right, trading something with an established value is considered barter income by the IRS.  The value is whatever Graham decides to charge the paying advertisers.  Not to mention all the people Graham banned for frivolous reasons over the years.  Will they now be able to press criminal charges against Entrecard for theft?  Graham “Asshat” Langdon, felon?

3. I thought the original 75% tax rate was supposed to cure inflation.  The truth is any time you manufacture credits from thin air, you have inflation.  EC prints money, plain and simple.  Dropping cards isn’t work, it’s just a pain in the ass.

4.  Above the fold rule?  Go f–k yourself.  Like people need some failed blogger to tell them how to run their website.  How dare he?  Entrecard is lucky if anyone runs their crappy widget, let alone demand it be above the fold.

5.  Entrecard is going to charge you to take the crappy ads off your site?  Isn’t that nice of them.  How much does it cost not to get punched in the face?

So, anyone actually happy about the changes over at Entrecard?

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