I just got another of those dreaded automated direct messages thanking me for following them on twitter.  I didn’t recall adding this person.  In fact, I hadn’t  added anyone in over 3 months unless I personally knew them.  Could someone have found a way to force me to follow them though some back door?  Not likely.  Someone thinking “better late than never to thank me?”   Lame, but likely.  Thanks for lighting the fire under my rump to remove you and 800 more twitter jerks.

Going through my 1200+ follower list one by one, I removed anyone who mostly had:

  • Marketing tweets.
  • Retweeted crappy URL’s
  • Tweeted some scam or ebook
  • Didn’t normally tweet in English

That was good for removing about 300 of the worst offenders.  Next up I went to Friend or Follow, a website that shows who is not following you back.  Unlike most twitter app sites, you do not have to enter your twitter password.  (never do that, please) Removing 300 of these jerks who had once followed me was very enlightening.  Some I considered contacts had stopped following me.  So sad!  I’d like to think they stopped following me because they too cleaned up their list of followers.  Right? Down to following only 650 .

I reopened tweetdeck and something very interesting was taking place.  I actually recognized the people tweeting in my “All Friends” column.  In the past I had hid this crap to focus on keywords or groups.  No longer!  But I wasn’t finished yet.

Who are these twitter whores?  It was then I noticed some people did nothing but tweet all day.   95% of the noise on twitter was being made by 5% of the users.  You know the type, following/followers 80k+ people.   Since I don’t give a damn about famous people, chances were pretty slim one of these “twitter whores” was ever going to converse in an intelligent manner with me.  So if you had 30K+ followers, and I didn’t have a very good reason for following you (like knowing who the hell you are.  ie. Barack Obama) then you were removed.  Knowing most of these people got their 80,000 followers by paying some service makes removing them satisfying.  Think about how much time it takes to read, how many emails would fill up your inbox, or actually communicating with 1% of your followers would take if you had that many followers.  Yuck. Thank you again “Friend or Follow” for making this so easy through your sorting options!

Even small time twitter pro’s suck.  If every post you make has to have hashtags, then you can screw off.  #spammer, #twitter_jackass, #index_me_I’m_a_douche

Unfollowing is fun!  As the list got smaller, I started to read the recent tweets and profiles of those I followed.  Many had their own social networking site or web design business.  Other’s actually had a sense of humor in 140 characters or less.   How come I never saw them on twitter then?  Because all the spammers drowned them out, but no longer.  I’m down to following 340 people.  If only I could shed pounds as fast as I lose this twitter dead weight